So, there's a lot about Carcosa I find boring, silly, or unfun. A challenge has been put to me to show how I would "correct" Carcosa to be interesting, engaging, and fun. Never on to shirk a challenge made in good faith, I'm going to be doing a series of posts I'm calling "Carcosa Rehab." Each one will be my particular spin on something I think could be better about Carcosa.
First up, the races of Carcosa. In the book all we've got is a bunch of Crayola color-coded barbaric humans. We're given no sense of their culture, customs, or foibles. This makes them boring to me.
We can fix that, but at the same time I don't think we need to swing to the other side of the pendulum and craft hyper-detailed Glorantha-style cultures. All we need here is a handful of details that give us a sense of the setting and we can fill the rest in during actual play.
Here's what I'd use instead of the M&M people:
The Garuush
- the garuush are roach-men who value survival above all else
- the garuush are adept at repairing advanced technology
- the garuush accept books as legal tender
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The Omtrek
- the omtrek favor missile weapons such as spears, slings, and boomerangs
- the omtrek worship animal-headed pleasure gods
- an omtrek must pay his debts in order to enter the afterlifeThe Bassangeer
- the basangeer are blue-skinned, three-eyed men addicted to mysticism
- the basangeer are driven into a frenzy by thunder
- the basangeer are adept at riding dinosaurs
Since there are 13 races in the Carcosa book, I'll do 13 races for Carcosa Rehab. More next time.
The Voidanate
- the voidanate are duckmen who believe that all deities are just alien entities in disguise
- the voidanate tell jokes before battle
- the voidanate believe that a global apocalypse is comingThe Karlbarg
- the karlbarg are gaunt, mutant scavengers and nomads
- all karlbarg possess at least a small degree of sorcerous potential
- the karlbarg tend to worship a being they call He Who Sifts the Wastelands







Wow, these are pretty good :)
ReplyDeleteI am eager to read more of your improvements on Carcosa, even though I like the original very much.
If you want to keep the color-coded people you could always just put these guys in the mix alongside them.
DeleteAwesome idea! Carcosa is great, but by now I'm eager for more "Carcosan weird stuff" besides random encounters.
ReplyDeleteIt's a-comin'. I think after I do the races I'll work on the psionics.
DeleteLove these, especially the Omtrek. Totally horking these for Mutant Future.
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ReplyDeleteThose are the best sort of noises.
DeleteThese are great!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteNow this is Carcosa I like. None of those are particularly long, but they're all flavorful and suggest depth.
ReplyDeleteHope the next batch lives up to the hype.
DeleteReading again the The Garuush I imagined these guys:
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Nice! I still need to watch that movie.
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ReplyDeleteThese are delightful and the found art totally sells each one.
...I think I get Geoffrey's point with the Crayola men - that they are distinguished by their creators according to criteria that should be absolutely unimportant to the people themselves if not actively shunned/dismissed by them - but I kinda think that's a point that would work in a story or piece of commentary but is really anathema to a game where you play one of these guys: you know the men have conflicts among themselves, you know colour's important to sorcerers, but the nature of those conflicts (outside "sorcerers are jerks") is unspecified.
That was why I arranged them on the Pokemon matchup table.
I really like this and I hope you keep doing it. The Bassangeer are a little more vague-seeming to me than the others, though. I guess I just don't get the connection between the picture and the three sentences. Have you checked out Distant Worlds from Pathfinder?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I will post another Carcosa Rehab tomorrow. The bassangeer might need some work; these are all first drafts. Never heard of Distant Worlds...worth checking out?
DeleteIt's the core setting supplement for 'space adventures', obviously created in reference to the same pulp stuff that inspired D&D. The worlds listed include: a jungle world where psionic women ride tame dinosaurs, a Barsoom-pastiche, a planet inhabited solely by the undead, a planet of sentient machines who worship their creators, an asteroid belt full of space angels, and a Lovecraft-like living Pluto. So if any of that interests you, the answer is yes.
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