Thursday, June 26, 2014

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER: Kickin' Jeans


Kickin' Jeans
Cost: $19.95
Notes: Anyone wearing kickin' jeans may make two unarmed attacks per round because kickin' jeans "don't bind your legs."

11 comments:

  1. How much toilet paper and beer IS $19.95, anyway?

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    1. Depends on scarcity per region, heh.

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  2. Holy fucking shit.

    Just the other day, I was saying to my friends at the dojo that we really need jeans that allows the same freedom of movement as our professional karate uniforms.

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  3. No one should have to wear jeans that stop you from using the 'ol boot to the head technique.

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  4. I thought this was going to be about Kickin' Jesus.

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    1. Kickin' Jesus isn't off the table.

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  5. I thought the guy on the left with the 'fro was a younger Neil deGrasse Tyson until I expanded the photo.

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    1. Well, now I have a new NPC to stat up.

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  6. This thick-thighed Karateka wonders "where have these jeans been all my life?".

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