Thursday, July 3, 2014

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER: PURITAN ASSAULT WOMEN


THEY CAME TO MURICA FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, AND IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT FREEDOM AWAY FROM THEM YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PRY IT FROM THEIR COLD, DEAD HANDS.

MURICA. FUCK YEAH! 

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM PLANET MOTHERFUCKER!

Agility d6, Smarts d6, Spirit d8, Strength d6, Vigor d8
Fighting d6, Knowledge (Murican Freedom) d10, Shooting d12
Pace 6; Parry 5; Toughness 6

8 comments:

  1. I remember these pictures. You got these from that deleted scenes from "Witness" with Harrison Ford. The scene where all those Amish use their M-16's to shoot the bad guy, making it one of the shortest stand-offs in cinema history.

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    1. When Tarantino remakes it, they will be in there.

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  2. I can't tell who you are trolling. Well done!

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    1. The weird thing is that when I'm trolling people take me completely serious, and when I'm being completely serious people think I'm trolling. It's my curse and my blessing to never be truly understood.

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  3. Oh, man. They're conservative, zealot Ammozons (if you remember my bullet-laden bikini-ladies).

    TERRIFYING.

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  4. Yesssssssssssss.

    Suggestion: Change their Knowledge to "Desires of the Founding Fathers." They are experts in knowing what the Founding Fathers did or did not intend for us.

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